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Joke of the Day

"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""

"Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake? Sheet cake."

"What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel? **Am I being retained?** **Am I being retained?**"

"""I'm a model."" I see. And does anybody else know that?"

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over a kid's face."

"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"

"I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns... It was habit-forming."

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"Did you hear the one about the dad that said son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind! The son said dad I'm over here."

"What's a poker player's favorite sitcom? Full House."