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Joke of the Day

"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"What can you tell a black kid to do? Go visit his family tree."

"What do you call a gay man milking a cow? A Dairy Queen."

"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste"

"What is the ultimate pleasure? To rub peanut butter on your dick and then run through a kindergarten."

"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."

"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."

"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"