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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."
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"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."
"I held up a fist for a CW to bump and she kissed my ring. I am now drunk on power and no one is allowed to make eye contact."
"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."
"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."
"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"