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Joke of the Day
"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."
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"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you."
"I met a dyslexic woman at a bar last night... I took her home and she ended up cooking my sock."
"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."
"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."
"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"
"Judge: I sentence you to life in prison Defendant: NOOOO MY ONLINE PRESENCE"