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Joke of the Day

"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."

"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."

"Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars."

"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""

"Cell references in excel are like gold diggers. If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them."

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"when you post a tweet so good you have to do a bunch of push-ups & your mom bangs on your door & tells you to stop breathing so loud"

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."