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Joke of the Day

"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."

"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe..."

"CALL AN AMBULANCE!? NO WAY! that old lady is DEFINITELY unconscious. here, go start my car. I'm gonna go wipe the prints off our frisbee."

"What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack? They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit"

"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""

"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."

"When I was about 8, my mom would play hide and go seek with me.. She was really good, too. Mom, where are you?"

"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."

"Things I haven't seen in a while: 1) the 2yo I'm babysitting today 2) a man 3) my waist-line 4) my imaginary goat, Bill 5) my sanity"

"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."