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Joke of the Day
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"
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"(Work in progress) I want to have sex with a news reporter. I want to have sex with a news reporter. As soon as enter her, I want to scream ""This Just In!"""
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