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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I found a cure for my Alzheimer's!"

"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"

"Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts."

"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"

"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."

"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."

"What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !"

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."

"If Superman were a realtor, he could describe literally any apartment in the world as 'a stone's throw from the beach'."

"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"