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Joke of the Day
"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"
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"Eye height that know won nose how two spell. Eye height it sew much it makes me blew. It snot fare."
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"What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon."
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"