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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."

"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."

"What's an advantage of being Swiss? The flag is a big plus."

"What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff? Bouncy Beyonce."

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."

"Jumping Off A Building Two men, one black and one white, jump off a building, which one arrives first on the floor? A: The white one. The black man was busy stealing the air conditioners."

"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"

"My sister thinks macadamia nuts is an STD."

"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."