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Joke of the Day
"the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually ""cloaking"" they just turned all their lights off"
Next Joke
"What's the most important part of a Taliban joke? The execution!"
"Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud."
"I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line."
"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."
"[in bed] Her: *seductively whispering* in the mood for a midnight snack? Me: *Oreo crumbs all over my face* I'm way ahead of you"
"Why are marines who can't swim better? They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm."
"How do you fit 50 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and 45 in the ash tray."
"What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald, Duck!"""
"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"