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Joke of the Day

"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?"

"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"

"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."

"The bartender said we don't serve time travellers... Two time travellers walk into a bar"

"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"

"Whats the difference between being horny and hungry? The difference is where you put the cucumber."