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Joke of the Day

"A man knocked my door for some donation.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. i gave him a glass of water."

"Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist? They didn't get hit by Terrorists."

"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"

"What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !"

"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."

"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."

"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"

"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."