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Joke of the Day
"It would be rather appropriate to die during sex. We come *into* this world naked and screaming..."
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"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."
"My wife was proud that I admitted to also being married to someone else ...she said it was big of me"
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""
"An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says ""yep, but my name's not Arian"""
"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."