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Joke of the Day
"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""
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"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
"Says I get this funny feeling that people are reading the things I type here but maybe I'm just being paranoid."
"Three stages of life. * Birth * What the hell is going on?!? * Death"
"What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? ""I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."""
"Everyone my age is older than me..."
"Today I decided to burn a lot of calories... So I lit a fat kid on fire!!!"
"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"
"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"
"Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate."