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Joke of the Day
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
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"In Liverpool, you'll never walk alone. There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"
"Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"
"Babies and Gin I like my babies like I like my martinis. Shaken."
"I make the kids wear fannypacks so they'll have someplace to hold my drugs when we get pulled over."
"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"
"I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat."
"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."
"My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes."