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Joke of the Day
"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"
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"Overheard at the coffee shop: 'i think that guy is listening to our conversation'"
"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."
"The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, HBO"
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"Counterspace..... is that like antimatter?"
"My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise."
"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."
"M'eal *tips waiter*"