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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
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"Cereal, you need milk more than milk needs you. Just being real."
"Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool."
"After DST I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend... http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/12d1747cd7/the-agony-of-dyslexia"
"I got into a car accident with a midget... He got out of his car, angrily shaking his fist and yelled, ""I'm NOT happy!"" ""Well,"" I replied, ""which one are you?"""
"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"
"9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole ""i don't give a shit anymore"" pizzas"
"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"