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Joke of the Day
"""Anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff: ""Yes"" Geoff: ""Yeos"""
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"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."
"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."
"You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married."
"I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God I've never seen one before, but I have faith."
"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."
"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"
"[God creating the ocean] GOD: Just put water friggin everywhere. ANGEL: Nice, that way if they're thirsty, they GOD: Make it undrinkable."
"How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb? One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs"