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Joke of the Day
"Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America"
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"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include ""being fucking awesome at everything."""
"I keep getting calls telling me that I have outstanding bills... ...and while I appreciate the compliment, they're really nothing special."
"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""
"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."
"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."
"How does the mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight."
"My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I'm lucky I eat at all"
"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."