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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""

"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"

"What did the orphan poker player say? Will you raise me?"

"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."

"My dog walked across my laptop keyboard and mashed a bunch of keys, but I didn't delete it because it's better than anything I wrote today."

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"Have you heard the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"