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Joke of the Day
"What smells of cheese and is filled with holes? About 100 French people right now"
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"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, ""Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system."" Oh boy!"
"Poem flipped around Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy. He got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was randy"
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't"
"[good cop] admit you stole those diamonds [suspect] wait but I peed on them so now they're mine [dog cop] Jim he has a point"
"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"
"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"