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Joke of the Day

"Poem flipped around Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy. He got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was randy"

"Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am"

"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""

"What does a cow call his girlfriend? His significant udder."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"

"Sometimes you have to Photoshop your life Sometimes you have to #Photoshop your life .. Touch up edges Adjust the tones Blur the background n Crop some people out :D"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"I came. I shaw. I shanked."

"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."