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Joke of the Day

"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"

"How do you save a drowning black family? As a .jpg"

"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"Heard of the cannibal who had a shit taste in people? You could say he was surrounded by assholes."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"

"Why can't gay people play poker? Because they can't keep a straight face."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"