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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"Lifeguard: SHARK! GET OUT OF THE WATER Me: [Remembers 150 people are killed by falling coconuts every year & only 5 from shark attacks] ..No"

"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"I have a gay friend but I never recognize him Because he is always in these guys."

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"

"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"How deep is a swimming pool? It deep-ends."