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Joke of the Day
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
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"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."
"Doggies just call it style."
"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."
"This is a fine day for Brian Fitzpatrick He can finally marry his long-time partner, Patrick Fitzbrian."
"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient."
"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."
"The longer a Facebook photo of someone's kid goes unliked, the stronger I become."