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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man So I can get a better girlfriend"
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"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"Mascara in my hair-check, hairspray in my eye-check, lipstick on my shirt-check...I'm ready to start this wonderful Monday"
"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"
"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"What do you call the National Conference for Bridgebuilders? RubiCon."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Smallpox."