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Joke of the Day

"Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, ""Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system."" Oh boy!"

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"If you every lose a friend that party's a lot don't worry... They'll eventually turn up"

"Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage: The life of a Twitter opinion haver"

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."

"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"

"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."