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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between a woman and a computer? a woman wont accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"

"My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate."

"Me: But babe, my doctor said I can't have sex after giving birth. Babe: She's 11.."

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""

"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."

"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."

"What do niggers and twinkies have in common? You have to un-rap them before you can get to their delicious Kareem filling."

"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."