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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."

"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"

"My wifi has been down for the past few days... My wifi has been down for the past few days so I've been conversing with my family. They're actually pretty cool."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"

"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."

"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."