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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up."

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"

"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"

"Bruce Willis... Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies. Because, you know what they say about old habits..."

"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."

"Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ... ... one of your friends is ""good with women"" because he's a convicted rapist."

"Describe yourself in one word Bad at describing myself with one word."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."