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Joke of the Day
"What color are mirrors? I don't know, let's reflect on this."
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"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ""That's not funny."""
"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"
"What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"
"""Do you think I could sell this couch on Craigsface?"" --Grandma"
"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."
"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"
"When is the Quran accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
"Kim Jong Un ""When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant microwave the takeout from yesterday!"""