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Joke of the Day

"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"Are you a Lawyer? ... cause you're giving me the bar"

"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"

"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 and I have no idea how they got in there!"

"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."

"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"

"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"