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Joke of the Day

"ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW"

"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."

"Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn."

"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."

"If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever."

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"

"A woman just asked me to ""unpark her car"" and now I'm searching urban dictionary to see what I really just agreed to do"

"*nervously plays with tie* ""I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."" That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk."

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"