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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."
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"6 months ago my doctor gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay my bill today, he decided to give me another 6 months."
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
"Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, ""Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."" (I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)"
"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."
"Did you know you can take a whole nap and wake up and football will still be on?"
"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now."
"Just once...one time; can't we buy a tree that doesn't try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am."
"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""