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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why my wife never posts on Reddit. She always has to have the last word."
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"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."
"[funeral] ok I need everyone over 70 to gather for the bouquet toss"
"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"
"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."
"another vampire joke for you guys. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month."""
"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap? I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts."