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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows? High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)"
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"Knock knock joke I came up with over Christmas Knock knock Who's there? Would you like to talk about Jesus?"
"What do you call a muslim who graduated? Allah-mni!"
"You can lead a human to knowledge.... but you can't make them think."
"My coworker broke his second windshield today. I offered him my apple... ...because windows keep crashing on him."
"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""
"My dad walked in while I zoomed in on Street fighter Dad: ""Damn son, that girl has some big 'ol titties!"" Me: ""Dad.......thats E. Honda"""
"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."
"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
"I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard"