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Joke of the Day

"If there was a race of the mentally disturbed, the necrophiliac would come in dead last Get it cus he bangs dead bodies?"

"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5."

"Do you guys like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee I don't find them funny."

"Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts."

"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""

"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"How long does it take for a GNOME developer to take a shit? I don't know, how long until the next version of GNOME?"

"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."

"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"

"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"