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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"
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"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."
"whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"
"What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common? They're both summary!"
"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."
"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"
"Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette"
"If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny shit."
"What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast? Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)"