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Joke of the Day
"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"
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"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."
"I was sitting in the traffic the other day That's why i got run over."
"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually ""To Whom"""
"What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love."
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."
"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"
"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."