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Joke of the Day

"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."

"Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months."

"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"

"Uber driver: ""I'm close, where are you?"" Me: ""oh I see you"" Uber Driver: ""Are you the guy in the middle of the road?"" Me: ""yeah floor it"""

"What do you call an epileptic in the garden? Seizure salad"

"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning."

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."