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Joke of the Day

"I was sitting in the traffic the other day That's why i got run over."

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"

"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."

"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."

"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."

"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."

"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."

"Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake."

"What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe."