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Joke of the Day
"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"
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"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
"Judging by their knives, the Swiss Army is mostly bartenders."
"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."
"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."