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Joke of the Day
"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"
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"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"
"Broke a mirror today Seven years bad luck, my lawyer says he will get it down to five"
"Doctor gets a call...My husband just swallowed aspirin By mistake, what should I do? Doctor: give him some headache now! It will help!"
"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"NOT all policemen are strippers."
"The greatest thing about Christmas is how it teaches kids to be selfish little shits on someone else's birthday."
"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."