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Joke of the Day

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."

"I get my eyes from my Dad & the ability to find something wrong with almost anything from my Mom"

"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."

"Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance & white girls watch."

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"In the 1945-6 Nuremberg Trials what should have been the opening statement from the defence counsel representing the Nazi War criminals? 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.'"

"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"

"Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS First person shoveler. gg blizzard."

"How do I like eggs? Ummm...in a cake!"