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Joke of the Day

"Go with the flow Girl: Just go with the flow. Me: The last I checked that was what one of the sperms in a premature ejaculation said."

"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"

"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."

"I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: ""Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."""

"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."

"My dick is my mind My girlfriend blows it every week"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female."