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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."

"What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? Amazon'"

"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""

"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"

"What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing? Better get this right, I only have 2 worms."

"I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today... ...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all. It's about time he was told he's adopted."

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"

"My favorite way to ruin a romantic evening is by coming out of the bathroom naked and singing Love Boat until the waiter asks us to leave."

"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"