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Joke of the Day

"I'm more excited to see my suitcase come down the baggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people."

"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra..."

"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."

"What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower"

"Courtesy of my 8-year-old : Knock knock Who's there Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!"

"A little african girl... asks her daddy: ""Daddy can I play with your dick?"" ""- Yes but don't go too far"""