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Joke of the Day
"My dick is my mind My girlfriend blows it every week"
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"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"
"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
"When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god! Gave me burnt sacrifices every night."
"Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', it's not called 'dorito raped'."
"I'm not saying I'm a jinx But the first time I played Tetris the first thing that dropped for me was a circle"
"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur."
"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""