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Joke of the Day
"My dick is my mind My girlfriend blows it every week"
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"I want to be as annoying as a vegetarian but still eat meat so I'm telling people I only eat chicken. I'm calling myself a ""poultrivore""."
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"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."
"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."
"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"
"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."
"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."
"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."