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Joke of the Day
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, WOW! that one REALLY looked female."
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"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."
"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""
"*job interview* ""Youre 30? Why haven't you accomplished your life goals?"" ""Tbh I thought the Mayan apocalypse was real. No plan past that."""
"What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive."
"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"
"My love for you is like a rapist: it just doesn't stop."
"I can turn wine into a one night stand. Your move Jesus."
"A Blonde Walks Into A Bar... she says ""OUCH""."
"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak."