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Joke of the Day
"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."
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"I met a young fashion designer earlier, and it wasn't long before I was in the bedroom ripping her clothes off. I love counterfeiting stuff"
"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"
"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"
"What's a 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."
"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"License and registration please. ""Bears."" Excuse me? ""Beaaaaars."" Are you drunk sir? ""BEAAAARS!"" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*"
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? OBAMA'S tie"
"leonardo dicaprio would have won 8 oscars by now if he was named after one of the cooler turtles"
"What do you call an Arab with a jet? A Navy pilot, asshole."