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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: ""Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"

"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"So Donald Trump was pounding this chick and she started moaning ""oh daddy!"" Then he said, ""I know I am your daddy Ivanka"""

"What do you call a Mexican Gummy Bear? Delici**OSO**!"

"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"

"Where do mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock!"

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws"