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Joke of the Day
"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."
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"Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys."
"[wife enters as I'm doing the worm] Wife: WTH are you doing? Me: It's not what it looks like. Worm: Who the hell is she?!"
"Why do Angelina Jolie's shirts have such big pockets? For her lipstick :D (modified joke originally from Sickipedia)"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"
"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"
"A woman is pulled over for speeding Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding? Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer"
"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"
"So God, a Jew and a Zombie walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey Jesus"""
"What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common? They both love Ten D's"