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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."

"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"

"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."

"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""

"My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her ""bitch refresher course""."

"A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair."

"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."

"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"